Shower Curtain Rings
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The Ariel
Inspired by Hans Anderson’s classic film The Little Mermaid, this ring has kids running to the shower screaming “I want to be as clean as a fish!”
The Fightin’ O’Connell
Irish manufacturer O’Connell & Sons signature design depicting Brendon O’Cannell, who was said to fight anyone who opted to buy from the rival Irish company, O’Neal & Sons.
The Dr. Oz
Here at ALF, we love to kick back and watch The Dr. Oz show when we’re not out on the road. So we named a ring after him!
The Ra
A gorgeous piece imported from Egypt and named after the Egyptian god of the sun, this ring may look, feel, and be priced like its plastic, but is it?
The Woody
It is a well known design fact that from Abe Lincoln to the Amazon, wood has always been classy. Bring some of that class to your bathroom, but without a fear of John Wilkes Booth.
The Infinity
The famous Swedish shower ring designer Jens Aarvidsson-Blomqvist once said of this design, “It reminds me of Våsternorrland in the spring. Cold, beautiful, complex, slightly sexy.”
The Moose
The plural of moose is moose. But the plural of goose is geese. So if you want to order a set of moose rings, say you want more moose, but more goose rings? Geese. (NOTE: we don’t make goose rings.)
The Stan
Short for “The Standard",” the Stan got its more common name in the 1950’s when the word “Standard” was frowned upon as being reverse racist.
The Maeve & Connor
In 1957, Maeve O’Neal and Connor O’Connell fell in love and got married. In celebration of this occasion, the O’Neal and O’Connell families put out this once in a lifetime unified set.
The Big O
According to Wikipedia, 90% of all adult showers and/or baths lead to some form of intimacy. According to Granger Brothers, makers of The Big O ring, those chances go up to 93%. OOO;.
The Cali
These rings will transport you to the sunny beaches of California, far away from the lingering thoughts of failure, self-doubt, and hatred of your current lot in life.
The Hook
Peter Pan was the boy who never grew up. Lucky him! For the rest of us with mortgages to pay and kids to feed, these rings are a good brief escape to a life without consequences.
The Whey Oh
As singer of the 80’s band The Bangles, shower ring aficionado Susanna Hoffs would hide ring easter eggs in her songs. For example, “whey oh” from Walk Like An Egyptian is a nod to this classic ring.
The Trophy
After a long slog through the wild, hiding in dirty hovels stalking a target, followed by the glorious bloody butchering of your conquest, showers are a must.
The Lemur
What looks like a basic ring is actually a metal called Delcalati, an ultra-strong alloy found only under endangered trees that are the home to the endangered white lemur on the island of Madagascar. Tons in stock!
The 49er
Gold miners in San Francisco were filthy, dirty people. Fortunately, one day, one of them crafted a shower ring out of one of the day’s hauls, and the spread of disease was almost immediately cured. Thus the name.
The Costello
The comedy duo Laurel & Hardy is famous for their “Who’s On First?” routine, but it evolved from a bit they honed on the vaudeville stage called “Who’s In The Shower?” No matter the name, hilarity ensued.
The BFF
At summer camp, we’d make friendship bracelets so we’d never forget each other. Then 20 years later, we’d see the same people in a bar and pretend to get a call so we wouldn’t have to talk to them.
The Bach
Designed to look like the note from Bach’s famous 4th Solo Cello Symphony, this ring turns even the dingiest shower into a classical opera house.
The Kross
A shower is a time of reflection. And what better to reflect on than the role that Jesus Christ is playing in your life. These cross rings are a constant reminder that He’s ready to Help whenever you’re ready to let Him.
The Rack
This design comes to us from Buck Poncy, the owner of The Buck It Lodge in Pony, Montana. Buck makes everything from the racks of deer he’s killed. And when I say everything, I mean EVERYTHING.
The Fightin’ O’Neal
Irish manufacturer O’Neal & Sons signature design depicting Liam O’Neal, who was said to fight anyone who opted to buy from the rival Irish company, O’Connell & Sons.
The Steele
Before she became a famous romance novelist Danielle Steele designed shower curtain rings. In her classic gold color, this rind will transform any shower into a steamy hotbed of seduction.
The Revered
Little known fact: back when priests worked in leper colonies, they would trade their cotton clerical collar for a plastic one to reduce the risk of getting leprosy.
The Pride
Use these colorful rings to celebrate your alternate lifestyle choices! (NOTE: ask Del’s niece Kyle if this language is offensive.)
The Prynce
The artist Prince once changed his name into a symbol that looked a little bit like this ring. So we changed the name of this ring to look a little bit like the name Prince.
The Santa Maria
Columbus sailed to America on his flagship ship The Santa Maria. Onboard were fearless explorers, who travelled many months looking for a new world. Talk about someone who could use shower!
The Shower Palz
These characters, Bob and Merl, were the stars of Pixar’s 2017 release “Wildelife” which never made it to the theaters after protests about their voice casting of Matt Lauer and R Kelly.