The Fossey
Under the watchful eye of famous monkey-saver Diane Fossey, these earrings were hand crafted by baby gorillas in Rwanda. A portion of the sales go towards monkeys.
The Landon
Little did you know, Michael Landon would spend his time in between takes on Little House on the Prairie whittling these wood earrings for guest stars such as Mariette Hartley and Gil Gerrard.
The Cronkite
News anchor Walter Cronkite was also a skilled craftsman and amateur astronaut. He was able to combine those passions with these one of a kind moon rings.
The Sawyers
We’re lucky enough to be the exclusive sellers of these Diane Sawyer (60 Minutes) autographed earrings. The inscription is very small, but trust us, it’s there.
The Straws
These Darryl Strawberry signed earrings are both a fashion statement and a nice intro to a discussion about the downside of fame.
The Floaties
Hold on to these earrings! Not only do they look expensive, they are actually filled with helium, so we recommend them only for those with sturdy lobes.
The Dumbo
While these earrings are real ivory, no elephants were harmed. See, it’s Czechoslovakian ivory, taken from elephants who prefer their tusks be removed as they think it makes them look stupid.
The Pings
These gorgeous earrings were originally hand crafted for the Grand Wizard of China in the 4th Century. $5 a pair. Two for $7. Xie xie!
The Riis
Jacob Riis was instrumental in ending the brutal use of child labor. But not before they made beautifully intricate earrings like these with their nubile lil’ fingers.
The Bea Arthurs
Big and loud, just like their namesake, these earrings are the exact shade of red that Ms. Arthur wore in the famous “Clown Funeral” episode of Golden Girls.
The Loving
These earrings are a tribute to the Lovings, the couple who’s marriage led to the landmark Supreme Court ruling on interracial marriage. Or just love in general. You pick.
The Kevin Jr
Yes, we named this after Kevin Jr, who is dumb as dirt and should really be in the warehouse at best, not the frickin’ Vice President.