Toilet Paper Holders
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The Danson
Ted Danson, Steve Guttenberg and Tom Selleck had such a good time on the set of Three Men and a Little Baby that they went into business together and made luxury toilet paper holders. If only!!!
The Gowdy
Stainless steel with clean lines and a sturdy hold, The Gowdy is our best seller for a reason. It also doubles as a chin-up bar for mice if you want to train them to do that and go viral.
The Beijing
Some of the most innovative toilet paper holder designs are coming from China these days. Here’s hoping American toilet paper holder designers take that as a call to arms.
The Priest
Named after Mr. Universe 2013 Mr. Universe winner Lee Priest, The Priest is shaped to mirror the legendary Rear Lat Spread pose he struck to take the title.
The Tetris
This modern design seems taken directly from the futuristic worlds of Blade Runner, The Matrix, or Sid & Marty Kroft’s The Lost Saucer.
The Dorothy
After making their names in the paper towel holder industry, the Belgian roll design collective Hiiive steps into the world of toilet paper with this amazing fixture. Verbazingwekkend!
The Apache
One of the many blessings that settlers brought our Native American neighbors was the toilet paper roll. They soon became true toilet paper holder artisans, crafting intricate designs from wood and bone.
The Boss
These days, business takes place everywhere and any time. The Boss makes sure you can take care of business when you’re taking care of business, i.e. pooping.
The John Glenn
When astronaut John Glenn was floating around in space back in the 1960’s, he was struck with a thought. “What would toilet paper holders look like if there were no gravity?” And so this was born.
The Assket
Sure the name may be a little NSFW but the design itself it 100% SFTT.
The Looper
The Looper has its origins equally in the classic California roller coaster scene of the 1970’s as well as the dromedary camel craze of the 1980’s.
The Three-Sided Square
The mathematician John Pythagorus sketched this toilet paper roll in a notebook, calling it a “Three-sided square.” Since he was so smart, no one ever called him on it, so here it is.